THE SUPER-FREAKING BEING NICE WEEK DAY 1

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So today I started my being-nice while I wait for my Vanadiel collection.
Don't waste time with spoken crap;Let's start.

Yojo>>>: Greetings.I'll be your assistant today.
Randomdude>>>: What?
Yojo>>>: I want to help you with everything today.
Randomdudewhichwecallrdfromnowonok?>>>: Do you want to say that I suck?
Yojo>>>: No, if you don't ask me stupid questions, it's allright.
Rd>>>: What?
Yojo>>>: Errr...

See?Was not my fault!
So I search my next victi... whatever.

Yojo>>>: Hello.Do you need help with anything today?
Rd2>>>: Konnichiwa?
Yojo>>>: Err..I don't speak Japanese...
Rd2>>>: *Japanese yadda*
Yojo>>>: Hmm...hentai..manga...do you speak it?

I'm a real communication genius.

Rd2>>>: hentai?
Yojo>>>: ah...you understand me..
Rd2>>>: Futanari?Shota?
Yojo>>>: ?
Rd2>>>: w
Yojo>>>: w?Are you making fun of me?
rd2>>>: *random yadda*
Yojo>>>: What?

Japanese people are strange.