Thursday, November 02, 2006

I sure can be annoying.

I played a new online game."War rock".Since I haven't got a WoW trial, or a life, yet-
I want to tell you about the "Snipers".

Snipers sit somewhere in a lonely place and kill a few people here and there while everywhere else the Hell ís loose.They die rarely, and kill rarely, depending on map.They absolutely kill the fast-paced game design.

Tutorial "How to be a Sniper 911 "
1.Grab a Sniper.
2. sit in a lonely, good hided place.
3.Grab a sandwich.
4.Shoot.
5.Fall asleep.

Woah, Sniper sure are awesome.
Now, snipers are the biggest camper.Mainly because they are intended to be camper.
And we all know camping sucks.Counter-strike has camper, therefore Counter-strike sucks.It may relates to the base I.Q. of the game, It's around the one of a talking sandwich.
Go grab the sandwich, Sniper!

"How to get a sniper"
If you want to be a sniper, check the following.You need:
*To be boring
*To have no playing-skills
*To be dropped as a child.
Yay!Sniper!

"The history of snipers"
Snipers are lone wolfs, deciding the end of the war.They need nobody, but everyone needs them.

"How they really are"
Snipers are people so unloved that they have to be alone because everything else would involved getting themselve teamkilled.The end of the war is decided at the front, that's where the war is at.Nobody needs them.

So anyway, may I quote:
Yojo: Damn these snipers are hard to kill.
Yojo: What if I snipe back?

Well...

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