Not dead yet.

Those of you readers who missed me, I am back.
I had very much to do, which gave me no opportunity to play FFXI, which gave me no opportunity to write silly storys.Enough said.Time to write another one of my witty storys.

Since I gave up to level thief, I unlocked sam and started to level it.Those of you who don't know, my main job is Drg.
loldrg.
Anyway, since we got a new update, sam got once again a usefull sub for most jobs.
But you know wha comes with leveling a new job?
The Dunes.That almost feels like a recurring gag.
So anyway, I was minding my own business (I was sitting around with party flag on while playing something on my xbox) and got a invite.I got a bad feeling on this one.But I was wrong.

(leader): Can we speed this up?I got a Dynamis in three hours.

If there is one thing worse than a total noob, it's a endgame faggot.you can tell a noob what he is supposed to do, but a endgame faggot thinks he is the biggest fuck of the world.

(leader): ok lets fight pugils, noobs.
(Yojo): Pugils?At level 14?Sure you haven't got too much sun on your head?
(leader): The more exp we get, the faster I am out noob.

So we fight pugils.And no, we didn't survive.
(leader): WHATS UP WITH YOU GUYS?
(Yojo): {Caps lock key}
(leader): I am so out here.

So he leaves.Time for a little "conversation".

Yojo>>>: Never seen anybody with skills like you.
Faggot>>>: thanks
Yojo>>>: Wow, it really is true that you don't get sarcasm when it's written.
Faggot>>>: What do you mean?
Yojo>>>: Sorry, shouldn't try to be too hard with somone whos brain has as little capacity like yours.
Faggot>>>: Shut up!
Yojo>>>: Whoa, I am sure going to obey your order.
Faggot>>>: good.
Yojo>>>: Woah.It's really that hard to get sarcasm?
Faggot>>>: I bet I beat your sarcasm easily.
Yojo>>>: try.
Faggot>>>: You are intelligent.
Yojo>>>: Why thank you.
Yojo>>>: So it is also hard to write sarcasm?
Faggot>>>: Fu
Yojo>>>: Fu?Frequently untrue?
Yojo>>>: Forever united?
Faggot>>>: Fuck you!
Yojo>>>: Woah.
Yojo>>>: That's not nice.
Yojo>>>: You could at least give me a hint what it means.
Faggot>>>: I make sure you never get a party again.

Exactly at that moment I got a invite.Who was in it?You got a guess.
Me?Yes I was in it, but that's not what I mean.It was our beloved fag.
I send a quick tell to our leader, requesting to get leader myself.
Our fag pulls a goblin and while he keeps the hate, am I replacing him with another player.
While he gets slowly massacred by a sweating midget with pointy ears, am I writing a short and meaningfull tell.

Yojo>>>: Sorry, no noobs please.