The official list of people I want to kill in the next ten years.
In the few years I am living, I quite got a few people I want to kill.Not without a reason though.
1.The radio dude who didn't give me the 1000 bucks I won.
Now, lets talk a bit about the background of this event.
We once had a "Real-life" event near the place I live.Not that I did care, but you had the chance to win 1000 bucks.And I sure was going to get them.
The event itself was a cornfield-maze-run.Everyone was able to pay 5 bucks and run as fast as possible through the maze while trying to find the right way.Now, I am a smart one and know how you can quite easíly get through a maze, just take always the way right of you.It makes sure that you are sooner or later going to find he right way(sounds strange, is strange).Or you just take a ride on the crane and have a nice look at the whole maze.Either way works.Now, thanks to my incredible knowledge (and the crane) I managed to be the fastest.Yay me!
So later they were giving away the prices.But what I heard wasn't pretty.
Radio-dude: Since a few of the runners were so fast that we can't believe they actually ran through without cheating, we now randomly give away the prices.
Do you see my eye twitching?Blood was about to be shed.Now, everyone who won money will raise the hand.Mine isn't up.Since there may are a few younger readers I won't post the whole conversation, but it sure as hell wasn't pretty.
1.The radio dude who didn't give me the 1000 bucks I won.
Now, lets talk a bit about the background of this event.
We once had a "Real-life" event near the place I live.Not that I did care, but you had the chance to win 1000 bucks.And I sure was going to get them.
The event itself was a cornfield-maze-run.Everyone was able to pay 5 bucks and run as fast as possible through the maze while trying to find the right way.Now, I am a smart one and know how you can quite easíly get through a maze, just take always the way right of you.It makes sure that you are sooner or later going to find he right way(sounds strange, is strange).Or you just take a ride on the crane and have a nice look at the whole maze.Either way works.Now, thanks to my incredible knowledge (and the crane) I managed to be the fastest.Yay me!
So later they were giving away the prices.But what I heard wasn't pretty.
Radio-dude: Since a few of the runners were so fast that we can't believe they actually ran through without cheating, we now randomly give away the prices.
Do you see my eye twitching?Blood was about to be shed.Now, everyone who won money will raise the hand.Mine isn't up.Since there may are a few younger readers I won't post the whole conversation, but it sure as hell wasn't pretty.
posted by Yojo at 6:24 AM
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