I like money.

Because I am a lucky bastard.The biggest unlucky drg who ever walked on this goddamn earth finally had some luck.
Yeah, I had.

I actually found someone selling his stuff for a gil each.
So what could I have done?
a) Tell my lsmembers and noobs to buy these things, being a nice guy.
b) buying every single thing and leave the stuff that isn't worth anything, then telling others about it.
You can guess what I have done.
So I "accidently" sold that stuff and now sit on almost a mil to put into leathercraft.
I also poked vrtra.
Yes, I suicided.
I went to king ranperres good ol' tomb, turned my lovely-self invisible, sent-free
(it's not like I smelled before) and "soundless".
Although I don't know why these mobs can't hear me breathing.
So I walk through the whole maze and get to a door.
I had a bad feeling, might be because Vrtra could be behind it.
Or because I accidently dropped my drink on my leggings.
So I open it, almost get a heart attack because sneak wears off and I reached my goal.
Actually, I didn't see anything.
After a quick invis+sneak I walked a bit further and see a strange shadow.
Vrtra, I kinda thougt she is bigger.
Okay, she came close.
Still not so big...
Then she started to follow me.
Okay, she is big.
She is a fucking dragon.
And I intermediated her, which proves that it is Me > Everyone.
Yeah, totally.
I died in two hits.I totally owned her.
Back to crafting I guess.

Tehe

I thougt about making another blog.
It's a normal blog.

http://my.opera.com/Yojo/blog/

Technical Issues

As you may could have guessed, I have major technical Issues that prevent me from updating my blog.Apparently my pc is broken and I just hope that every problem is fixed till this weekend, otherwise I wouldn't have access to a pc for the next few weeks.It's a long story.

...

We may interrupt the current ... whatever.
They are trying to ban all violent games out of Germany.
Probelm is:
I live in Germany.
Seems like another Jackass ran around with a gun and fired wildly around him instead of
just blowing his fucking brain out of his head right away.
They even want to forbid importing games.
Wait, say that again...

Germany the third biggest economy?And Germany has NO FUCKING money?
Yeah, the most intelligent thing to do is to ban a reliable source of money.
Oh god my country fails.

One out if a million is doing shit and everyone can suck it up.
I am thinking of changing my nationality.
Í know am I pirate.Pirates don't need a freaking homecountry.
That made no sense.
Yeah.

By the way, a kid threw a lego at me, ban tetris, I am sure he planned it.

continued.

So I was about to finish this damn Week up.
But no, that guy kept needing help.

Waste>>>: Hey, Can you finish Mission 5-1 with me?


waste>>>: Hey, Can you fight the Shadow lord for me please?


Waste>>>: Hey, Can you aggro these mobs away?I can't get through.


Waste>>>: Hey, can you level your whm to 40 and then raise me?But quickly, I don't want to port.


Waste>>>: Now that you are a level 40 Whm...can you pl me?


Waste>>>: Can you give me your money?


Waste>>>: Your creditcard?


Waste>>>: Your soul?

Waste>>>: Hey.

Yojo>>>: What?

Waste>>>: Nothin'

Yojo>>>: ...

Waste>>>: Can you show me for how much this mob hits you?

Yojo>>>: Dude, that is Vrtra.

Waste>>>: Can you?

Vrtra hits Yojo for omgwtfbbq points of damage.

The rest of the special

Well, the super nice week got interrupted, so I will post every story now.
You know, I often interrupt thin-

Super nice week day 4 (If I counted right)



So I tried to be nice in the past days, but then I encountered my worst foe:
Intelligence.
Suddenly I had an idea.Why don't I ask somebody who needs help directly?
Even though I failed at it, there are enough people who shout for help!
Guy (lets call him waste): Can somebody help me getting the Summoner item please?


Perfect, easy prey.

So we set everything and move our asses to Qufim.

After around a milion Leeches, the frigging item dropped.

(Yojo): Good, now loot on it.
(Waste): ...
(Waste): I think I passed.

...
After another mil leeches it drops again.
(Waste): I think you should get this item.
(Yojo): What?I don't want to unlock summoner.
(Waste): Oh, come on!
(Yojo): Yes, ... Master.

Yadda yadda 1mil yadda yadda.
He loots on it.
Perfect, just when I was about to leave...

(Waste): See you again tomorrow!

Night of the updates

Tonight will be about a lot of updates.
First one coming this hour.

Rejoice!

Rejoice, my dearest reader. For I am going to post another mega-update tonight.
You know, I was leveling and stuff.
I am 52 now.
I was 50 last week.
May takes some time....

Booya, suckers!

So here I am sitting around in school typing something random.How desperate.
Anyway, I may tell you that my fricking Vana' diel collection arrived.
Unfortunately, Aht Urgahn confused me.
So I got told I need the subjob items to get access to Aht urgahn.Had luck with the drops in Valkurm and went to Jeuno.

NPC>>>: I need the sj items from Valkurm.. and Buburimu.
Yojo>>>: Yeah, I totally have them.
NPC>>>: Where?
Yojo>>>: Err...in my car...

Back to buburimu...so after a half hour I got the items and went to Jeuno.
Yay item!Now I can ride to aht urgahn!

...

When I was in Buburimu peninsuela I realized that you need to wait a day to get the boarding permit.

Back to Jeuno.
So I get the item from the NPC (I was very close to reattach his rectum to the face)
and then go to Mhaura.
Booya, I'm in Whitegate.

So I want to buy a map...but I don't find the way through the city at all, then I was told:

: The Mapseller is where you depart.

Crap.
Update will continue later.

Woot-ga

So yeah, update will be tomorrow.
To support your Yojoism, here is a blog less about fun and more about games (Which I have a better sense for than humor ;P ) It is somewhere on Gamespot under the name "Elyojo".