No gear for you.
We all know the numbers of new players increased.The world is full of War20/Whm3 players who shout "Looking for group" and wonder why everyone shakes his head when they wear the awesome level 10 Sword!But thats not it.A few days ago,I got a tell.And I lost faith in new players.
>>>Noob:Can I have your gear?
>>>Yojo:Gear?Who is that?
>>>Noob:I need some of your Gear to look less gimp.
>>>Yojo:You are level 20.
>>>Yojo:I'm level 45.
>>>Yojo:Are you sure your ego fits in my Brigandine armor?
>>>Noob:But I really need gear.
>>>Yojo:How about...you go farm for it?
>>>Noob:I don't have that much time!
>>>Yojo:How long are you lfg now?
>>>Noob:2Hours.Got kicked from one party a few min. ago.
>>>Yojo:Wow.Can I have a autograph?
>>>Noob:What?
>>>Yojo:I never talked with a mental Vacuum in a flesh suit.
>>>Noob:You are mean.I call a Gm.
>>>Yojo:Oh boy..
I decided to camp spook because I ran slowly out of money.So I took the next Airship to PSandy
and walked to the tomb.Who did I met?Right.The n00b.He grabed a chocobo and did ride here.
This couldn't end good.
>>>Noob:You again!
>>>Yojo:Didn't go well with your GM call,huh?
>>>Noob:I decided not to make one.
>>>Yojo:Good for you.The GM would have called the FBI.
>>>Noob:What?Why?
>>>Yojo:Whatever you have, they would have made sure nobody else gets it.
It was a nice little convo, the noob has gone away and wondered what I do here.
>>>Noob:What are you doing here?You wont steal my mobs!
>>>Yojo:be quiet.The big men are camping now.
>>>Noob:I made 1k with Bat wings!top that you n00b!
>>>Yojo:I recently made 120k..and I'm going to double that amount of money.
Shouldn't have mentioned it.The noob was ready to take the claim of Spook.Still have to laugh while thinking of it.
Noob casts Dia at the Spook
>>>Noob:How does that feel?Huh?Outclaimed!
>>>Yojo:I'm just going to watch.And laugh.laugh HARD.
The spook hits noob for 30 points of damage.
Noob casts cure.
Noob recovers 10 hp.
I just waited for him to drop.The Provoke and Berserk spamming didn't help him.
Noob was defeated by the Spook.
Yojo uses Jump.
Yojo hits the Spook for 60 Damage.
Azure hits the Spook for 30 Damage.
The Spook hits Yojo for 0 Damage.
Didn't take much time,I killed it without a problem.
The Spook was defeated by Yojo.
You find a Travelers mantle on the Spook.
I love my life.
>>>Noob:Can I have your gear?
>>>Yojo:Gear?Who is that?
>>>Noob:I need some of your Gear to look less gimp.
>>>Yojo:You are level 20.
>>>Yojo:I'm level 45.
>>>Yojo:Are you sure your ego fits in my Brigandine armor?
>>>Noob:But I really need gear.
>>>Yojo:How about...you go farm for it?
>>>Noob:I don't have that much time!
>>>Yojo:How long are you lfg now?
>>>Noob:2Hours.Got kicked from one party a few min. ago.
>>>Yojo:Wow.Can I have a autograph?
>>>Noob:What?
>>>Yojo:I never talked with a mental Vacuum in a flesh suit.
>>>Noob:You are mean.I call a Gm.
>>>Yojo:Oh boy..
I decided to camp spook because I ran slowly out of money.So I took the next Airship to PSandy
and walked to the tomb.Who did I met?Right.The n00b.He grabed a chocobo and did ride here.
This couldn't end good.
>>>Noob:You again!
>>>Yojo:Didn't go well with your GM call,huh?
>>>Noob:I decided not to make one.
>>>Yojo:Good for you.The GM would have called the FBI.
>>>Noob:What?Why?
>>>Yojo:Whatever you have, they would have made sure nobody else gets it.
It was a nice little convo, the noob has gone away and wondered what I do here.
>>>Noob:What are you doing here?You wont steal my mobs!
>>>Yojo:be quiet.The big men are camping now.
>>>Noob:I made 1k with Bat wings!top that you n00b!
>>>Yojo:I recently made 120k..and I'm going to double that amount of money.
Shouldn't have mentioned it.The noob was ready to take the claim of Spook.Still have to laugh while thinking of it.
Noob casts Dia at the Spook
>>>Noob:How does that feel?Huh?Outclaimed!
>>>Yojo:I'm just going to watch.And laugh.laugh HARD.
The spook hits noob for 30 points of damage.
Noob casts cure.
Noob recovers 10 hp.
I just waited for him to drop.The Provoke and Berserk spamming didn't help him.
Noob was defeated by the Spook.
Yojo uses Jump.
Yojo hits the Spook for 60 Damage.
Azure hits the Spook for 30 Damage.
The Spook hits Yojo for 0 Damage.
Didn't take much time,I killed it without a problem.
The Spook was defeated by Yojo.
You find a Travelers mantle on the Spook.
I love my life.
posted by Yojo at 8:39 AM
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