The joy of being a woman.

A few days back I made a mule.A mithra.Don't call me a pervert,just name me one person who has no Mithra mule.Anyway,I logged in and the first thing I saw:

>>>Idiot: {Mithra} {Fun} {hole} {Can I have it?}

Sexism in Vana'diel.Luckily I knew how to deal with testosteron controlled teenagers who grow their first pubes.(And if you think I'm one of them only because I'm 15,you will find a chocobo head
in your bed tomorrow)

>>>Skrivva(me): {Hands} {Inside} {Subligar} {I'm playing Solo right now}

>>>Idiot: Oo wow

>>>Idiot: Are you a real women?

>>>Skrivva: /sigh (Everyone knows that every goddamn Mithra is a man)

>>>Idiot: wanna Cyber

{Skrivva}: OMG this guy is absolutely retarded -.-;
{lsmember}: Is he trying to have CS? >.>
{Skrivva}: You know the answer...

>>>Skrivva: ok (insert evil laughter here)

>>>Idiot: umm...uhh..ok

>>>Skrivva: Meet me in Bibiki bay

>>>Idiot: ok

{Skrivva}: He is reallybelieving it! ._.
{lsmember}: What a idiot.

>>>Skrivva: whats your level?

>>>Idiot: I'm new.I'm currently level 6.

>>>Skrivva: Good.Don't forget to set your hp in Buburimu.

>>>Idiot: k

>>>Skrivva: *g*

(a few min later)

>>>Idiot: I made it through the Gobs...

>>>Skrivva: nah {Tarutaru} {Meat} {rod} {too weak} {/point} {/laugh} {See you again!}

*Skrivva uses a Warp scoll*

>>>Idiot: HEY!

>>>Skrivva: I tell you something,in the middle of this area is a chest,it contains 1mio. Gil.
Don't you want to grab it?

>>>Idiot: ok...

>>>Skrivva: and don't mind dieing, when you find the chest you will get all your exp back.

>>>Idiot: nice,ty

>>>Skrivva: here you go.

I think he is still searching the chest. {Woman} {Power}

(Sorry for the lack of updates,I am busy,the GC is soon here in Germany!Of course I will show you some pics ;) )