...

We may interrupt the current ... whatever.
They are trying to ban all violent games out of Germany.
Probelm is:
I live in Germany.
Seems like another Jackass ran around with a gun and fired wildly around him instead of
just blowing his fucking brain out of his head right away.
They even want to forbid importing games.
Wait, say that again...

Germany the third biggest economy?And Germany has NO FUCKING money?
Yeah, the most intelligent thing to do is to ban a reliable source of money.
Oh god my country fails.

One out if a million is doing shit and everyone can suck it up.
I am thinking of changing my nationality.
Í know am I pirate.Pirates don't need a freaking homecountry.
That made no sense.
Yeah.

By the way, a kid threw a lego at me, ban tetris, I am sure he planned it.

continued.

So I was about to finish this damn Week up.
But no, that guy kept needing help.

Waste>>>: Hey, Can you finish Mission 5-1 with me?


waste>>>: Hey, Can you fight the Shadow lord for me please?


Waste>>>: Hey, Can you aggro these mobs away?I can't get through.


Waste>>>: Hey, can you level your whm to 40 and then raise me?But quickly, I don't want to port.


Waste>>>: Now that you are a level 40 Whm...can you pl me?


Waste>>>: Can you give me your money?


Waste>>>: Your creditcard?


Waste>>>: Your soul?

Waste>>>: Hey.

Yojo>>>: What?

Waste>>>: Nothin'

Yojo>>>: ...

Waste>>>: Can you show me for how much this mob hits you?

Yojo>>>: Dude, that is Vrtra.

Waste>>>: Can you?

Vrtra hits Yojo for omgwtfbbq points of damage.

The rest of the special

Well, the super nice week got interrupted, so I will post every story now.
You know, I often interrupt thin-

Super nice week day 4 (If I counted right)



So I tried to be nice in the past days, but then I encountered my worst foe:
Intelligence.
Suddenly I had an idea.Why don't I ask somebody who needs help directly?
Even though I failed at it, there are enough people who shout for help!
Guy (lets call him waste): Can somebody help me getting the Summoner item please?


Perfect, easy prey.

So we set everything and move our asses to Qufim.

After around a milion Leeches, the frigging item dropped.

(Yojo): Good, now loot on it.
(Waste): ...
(Waste): I think I passed.

...
After another mil leeches it drops again.
(Waste): I think you should get this item.
(Yojo): What?I don't want to unlock summoner.
(Waste): Oh, come on!
(Yojo): Yes, ... Master.

Yadda yadda 1mil yadda yadda.
He loots on it.
Perfect, just when I was about to leave...

(Waste): See you again tomorrow!

Night of the updates

Tonight will be about a lot of updates.
First one coming this hour.

Rejoice!

Rejoice, my dearest reader. For I am going to post another mega-update tonight.
You know, I was leveling and stuff.
I am 52 now.
I was 50 last week.
May takes some time....

Booya, suckers!

So here I am sitting around in school typing something random.How desperate.
Anyway, I may tell you that my fricking Vana' diel collection arrived.
Unfortunately, Aht Urgahn confused me.
So I got told I need the subjob items to get access to Aht urgahn.Had luck with the drops in Valkurm and went to Jeuno.

NPC>>>: I need the sj items from Valkurm.. and Buburimu.
Yojo>>>: Yeah, I totally have them.
NPC>>>: Where?
Yojo>>>: Err...in my car...

Back to buburimu...so after a half hour I got the items and went to Jeuno.
Yay item!Now I can ride to aht urgahn!

...

When I was in Buburimu peninsuela I realized that you need to wait a day to get the boarding permit.

Back to Jeuno.
So I get the item from the NPC (I was very close to reattach his rectum to the face)
and then go to Mhaura.
Booya, I'm in Whitegate.

So I want to buy a map...but I don't find the way through the city at all, then I was told:

: The Mapseller is where you depart.

Crap.
Update will continue later.

Woot-ga

So yeah, update will be tomorrow.
To support your Yojoism, here is a blog less about fun and more about games (Which I have a better sense for than humor ;P ) It is somewhere on Gamespot under the name "Elyojo".

To round the day up: Super nice week!²

Welcome to the last post today and the second installement of the freaking-nice series.
Since I failed yesterday, I quickly thougt of a new way to be nice.
Welcome to Odin.
Yojo: Hello, Odin! :D
Lower Jeuno
Yojo: {Money, Do you need it?}
Guy1: What?
Yojo: Gil {Do you need it?}
Guy2: That guy is giving free money...
Guy3: What do you want?
Yojo: {Buy} {Gil}

I quickly noticed that {buy} {Gil} could easily be misunderstood.I mean, you need Gil to buy I mean, you need Gil to buy something, right?

Guy1: great, a RMT.
Yojo: Err...
Guy2: I am gonna call a GM.

Obviously the Gm only "looked into that manner".I really need to think of a new way to be nice.

Almost finished updating :(

Just wanted to set something.And here it is:
The token black guy!
Yojo: Say hello, token.
Token: Hi.
Yojo: ok now that everyone knows that I am not racist, get the fuck out!

Short rant.

Gothic 3 sucked.
I told you it was short.

Ye olde memories.

Before you ask: I didn't party in Valkurm.
No, I reached a whole new level of stupidness:
Qufim.
It was back the days when my Drg was at such a low level...
There was this really retarded Rdm who actually convinced me to pull as Drg.
Watch out Giants!Here comes the freaking pebble!
We obviously died.
A lot.
But not because of the lack of ranged attacks, no.The rdm got the perfect intelligent idea to actually melee the giant instead to backupheal.
Wanna know what is funnier than a Dragoon throwing pebbles at a Giant?
A freaking one meter tall tarutaru who stabs a Giant with a sword which couldn't even cut through butter.
I quickly said something about being narcoleptic and logged.
Good I had a mule.
I got my kinky Mithra-mule ass to Qufim and sent everyone in my party a quick tell to disband
once I pull something.(I convinced the party leader to invite me because he thougt I was a girl.People never learn that every frigging Mithra is male.)
The Rdm had war sub.Very convenient.
So I pull a giant, the Rdm vokes and everyone disbands.

Wanna know what is funnier than a little taru stabbing a Giant?
Seeing the Giant having his revenge.Those rocks sure did hurt.

Update Day! yay

Today will be a day full of storys to make up for the lag of humor.
This is may or may not because Alcohol is involved.

THE SUPER-FREAKING BEING NICE WEEK DAY 1

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So today I started my being-nice while I wait for my Vanadiel collection.
Don't waste time with spoken crap;Let's start.

Yojo>>>: Greetings.I'll be your assistant today.
Randomdude>>>: What?
Yojo>>>: I want to help you with everything today.
Randomdudewhichwecallrdfromnowonok?>>>: Do you want to say that I suck?
Yojo>>>: No, if you don't ask me stupid questions, it's allright.
Rd>>>: What?
Yojo>>>: Errr...

See?Was not my fault!
So I search my next victi... whatever.

Yojo>>>: Hello.Do you need help with anything today?
Rd2>>>: Konnichiwa?
Yojo>>>: Err..I don't speak Japanese...
Rd2>>>: *Japanese yadda*
Yojo>>>: Hmm...hentai..manga...do you speak it?

I'm a real communication genius.

Rd2>>>: hentai?
Yojo>>>: ah...you understand me..
Rd2>>>: Futanari?Shota?
Yojo>>>: ?
Rd2>>>: w
Yojo>>>: w?Are you making fun of me?
rd2>>>: *random yadda*
Yojo>>>: What?

Japanese people are strange.

Dundun!

Since all the other blogs live from being all about mean to other player, I call out to reach originality!That made no sense but I don't care!

IT's freaking Super friendly week!

You heard right, the posts this week will be all about being nice.What a evil plan!

Muhahahaha!

In regard of other blogs.

There are many blogs out there, they all have a "something".
Either it's [GM]Daves witty posts (Maybe I could insert one or two myself if I wouldn't spend only five minutes on a story.)
Or Galkizzles (Tunacubes if you please) videos.
Now I need a "something" too.Well I have something they don't have.No readers.Hahahaha!I almost laughed.
Any suggestions?

Amazon = Evil

So, I figured out after some time only having Rise of the Zilart as a expansion isn't enough.
Especially when you accidently delete your only Expansion.
And don't find the disc again.
Yeah...
So I wanted to import the american version because the european version isn't usable on a American account.So I tried Amazon.I wanted to confirm the information if they really send the american version and write a e-mail.(In case you didn't figure, I have the American version because the european one wasn't released three years ago.I don't want to hear any "WTF u play 3 years and r not 75?n00b")
And they answered:
"The game is english so we figured it's the american version."
I see...
Except that the european one is english too.
So I buy it and send them another e-mail, where I state that I clearly want the American version.Answer:
"It's english so we figured it's the american version."
...
A day later I got all expansions.On english.
European english.
So I send the whole bunch back to Amazon and write another mail.
"Dear Amazon team.Maybe you didn't figure, but the backprint being German and the big sign "European Version" actually means it is not the american version which you send me."
I didn't get a answer.So I wasted good 60$ bucks on a imported game which is sold for the half at the media mart a half mile away.I quick go to sinclair-software.com and preorder the AMERICAN version of the Collectors edition.
I start to wonder why Germany is import/export leader.

Soz, no joke today, horribly busy at the moment.I hope I will have more time at the weekend.But I don't want to turn down the lads, eh?
You, yes you there.Whatever you want to say: Shut it and stop giggling.

I sure can be annoying.

I played a new online game."War rock".Since I haven't got a WoW trial, or a life, yet-
I want to tell you about the "Snipers".

Snipers sit somewhere in a lonely place and kill a few people here and there while everywhere else the Hell ís loose.They die rarely, and kill rarely, depending on map.They absolutely kill the fast-paced game design.

Tutorial "How to be a Sniper 911 "
1.Grab a Sniper.
2. sit in a lonely, good hided place.
3.Grab a sandwich.
4.Shoot.
5.Fall asleep.

Woah, Sniper sure are awesome.
Now, snipers are the biggest camper.Mainly because they are intended to be camper.
And we all know camping sucks.Counter-strike has camper, therefore Counter-strike sucks.It may relates to the base I.Q. of the game, It's around the one of a talking sandwich.
Go grab the sandwich, Sniper!

"How to get a sniper"
If you want to be a sniper, check the following.You need:
*To be boring
*To have no playing-skills
*To be dropped as a child.
Yay!Sniper!

"The history of snipers"
Snipers are lone wolfs, deciding the end of the war.They need nobody, but everyone needs them.

"How they really are"
Snipers are people so unloved that they have to be alone because everything else would involved getting themselve teamkilled.The end of the war is decided at the front, that's where the war is at.Nobody needs them.

So anyway, may I quote:
Yojo: Damn these snipers are hard to kill.
Yojo: What if I snipe back?

Well...