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So anyway, before I get the free trial for WoW, I was going to level my sam in Valkurm dunes.
Oh joy.After a party with a few "new players" (noobs) and general asshatery, someone quit right in a fight.

>>>Yojo: Thanks, Bastard.
>>>Bastard: I showed 'em.
>>>Yojo: I mean bastard like in "Dont leave the party in the middle of a fight"
>>>Bastard: Just blist me, I don't care.
>>>Yojo: I think blisting is too nice for you.
>>>Bastard: Thank you for the compliment.
>>>Yojo: Sadly you were the semen who reached the goal.
>>>Bastard: But I sure showed that noob.
>>>Yojo: 1. Don't be a asshat.
>>>Yojo: 2. Tell your party when you leave.
>>>Yojo: 3. Leave the party.
>>>Yojo: You fail, read the instruction manual.
>>>Bastard: That bastard deserved it.
>>>Yojo: But many in the party didn't.
>>>Bastard: Whatever. /logout

You there, over there, stop yawning.
I kinda had nothing to post about while I search for information on my game-crossover friend.
(This is the part where he is supposed to burst in and tell me his new name and realm)

Plot twist.

Not much happened today.Besides a party in the dunes.
Well, there was something that happened, a good online-game-friendlist-friend quit and went to WoW.One of my RL friends (yes, I have some) is playing WoW and has the free trial.
You can guess that I am going to visit him.
Because he is a good friend.
Well...
Because that Bastard owes me 100.000 Gil.

The official list of people I want to kill in the next ten years.

In the few years I am living, I quite got a few people I want to kill.Not without a reason though.
1.The radio dude who didn't give me the 1000 bucks I won.
Now, lets talk a bit about the background of this event.
We once had a "Real-life" event near the place I live.Not that I did care, but you had the chance to win 1000 bucks.And I sure was going to get them.
The event itself was a cornfield-maze-run.Everyone was able to pay 5 bucks and run as fast as possible through the maze while trying to find the right way.Now, I am a smart one and know how you can quite easíly get through a maze, just take always the way right of you.It makes sure that you are sooner or later going to find he right way(sounds strange, is strange).Or you just take a ride on the crane and have a nice look at the whole maze.Either way works.Now, thanks to my incredible knowledge (and the crane) I managed to be the fastest.Yay me!
So later they were giving away the prices.But what I heard wasn't pretty.

Radio-dude: Since a few of the runners were so fast that we can't believe they actually ran through without cheating, we now randomly give away the prices.

Do you see my eye twitching?Blood was about to be shed.Now, everyone who won money will raise the hand.Mine isn't up.Since there may are a few younger readers I won't post the whole conversation, but it sure as hell wasn't pretty.

Not dead yet.

Those of you readers who missed me, I am back.
I had very much to do, which gave me no opportunity to play FFXI, which gave me no opportunity to write silly storys.Enough said.Time to write another one of my witty storys.

Since I gave up to level thief, I unlocked sam and started to level it.Those of you who don't know, my main job is Drg.
loldrg.
Anyway, since we got a new update, sam got once again a usefull sub for most jobs.
But you know wha comes with leveling a new job?
The Dunes.That almost feels like a recurring gag.
So anyway, I was minding my own business (I was sitting around with party flag on while playing something on my xbox) and got a invite.I got a bad feeling on this one.But I was wrong.

(leader): Can we speed this up?I got a Dynamis in three hours.

If there is one thing worse than a total noob, it's a endgame faggot.you can tell a noob what he is supposed to do, but a endgame faggot thinks he is the biggest fuck of the world.

(leader): ok lets fight pugils, noobs.
(Yojo): Pugils?At level 14?Sure you haven't got too much sun on your head?
(leader): The more exp we get, the faster I am out noob.

So we fight pugils.And no, we didn't survive.
(leader): WHATS UP WITH YOU GUYS?
(Yojo): {Caps lock key}
(leader): I am so out here.

So he leaves.Time for a little "conversation".

Yojo>>>: Never seen anybody with skills like you.
Faggot>>>: thanks
Yojo>>>: Wow, it really is true that you don't get sarcasm when it's written.
Faggot>>>: What do you mean?
Yojo>>>: Sorry, shouldn't try to be too hard with somone whos brain has as little capacity like yours.
Faggot>>>: Shut up!
Yojo>>>: Whoa, I am sure going to obey your order.
Faggot>>>: good.
Yojo>>>: Woah.It's really that hard to get sarcasm?
Faggot>>>: I bet I beat your sarcasm easily.
Yojo>>>: try.
Faggot>>>: You are intelligent.
Yojo>>>: Why thank you.
Yojo>>>: So it is also hard to write sarcasm?
Faggot>>>: Fu
Yojo>>>: Fu?Frequently untrue?
Yojo>>>: Forever united?
Faggot>>>: Fuck you!
Yojo>>>: Woah.
Yojo>>>: That's not nice.
Yojo>>>: You could at least give me a hint what it means.
Faggot>>>: I make sure you never get a party again.

Exactly at that moment I got a invite.Who was in it?You got a guess.
Me?Yes I was in it, but that's not what I mean.It was our beloved fag.
I send a quick tell to our leader, requesting to get leader myself.
Our fag pulls a goblin and while he keeps the hate, am I replacing him with another player.
While he gets slowly massacred by a sweating midget with pointy ears, am I writing a short and meaningfull tell.

Yojo>>>: Sorry, no noobs please.