Oh my God.

Since I spend my last post about the uneducated masses of Gamers, I wanted to try something different.I found a site where you can chat with god and hell, he is wierd.
I'm going to upload the story tomorrow, I'm kinda tired now.

GC 2006

yup.I was there.Unfortunately, my Digi-cam is broken.No pics for you.
Now, the Games convention can be combined from many simple factors:
Smell+sweating youth+huge mass of people.
Nothing of the mentioned above is wanted.By me.It did cost 5 min to get 5 foot forward, the masses were attracted by big shiny flatscreens.My personal favourites were:
1.Lost planet: Action,guns and a awesome mankind slaughtering Multiplayer mode.Playing this games made me feeling special in my pants.
2.Silent hill origins: Awesome game.The look of this game shows what the PSP can handle.
3.Castlevenia: *whatever* ruin: Nice game.Maybe it can top it's precomer.
And there have been a lot of good games.I even played a DDR.I won with my pure awesomeness.
...I lost after 5 seconds.
Wicked storys will be written tomorrow.I'm writing a article for a gaming Magazine atm.
Now get lost.

Two more days.

I'm still waiting till those two days are over.To keep you entertained, here is a link to the most ownage HALO2 Movie ever.The legendary mode in 3hours.Without having a single death.
I can't even manage to get the first level without dieing.Anyway, enjoy.
www.archive.org/details/HALO2SingleSegment

The wonderfull world of awesomeness.

I can't wait till Saturday.I will get my butt and the one of a friend into the car, and we drive to the Games convention.The german E3.With the exception that E3 no longer exists.I will prepare mentally till that day.Don't bother me with stupid blog entries.Go write some comments.
I will take pictures with my shitty digital camera.Expect some views of my trip into awesomeness.

No.Just no.

I am no cheater.I have no mod chip in my Xbox neither do I modifie it with a Car battery.
I'm tired of it.Little brainless bodywearer in prepubity start yelling at me because I killed them five times in a row.Oh, wow, how could a bazooka win against a magnum?What? you died because I shot you with the sniper rifle through the head?How unrealistic!This screams cheater! [/sarcasmoff].Just today when I thougt nothing could go wrong, a little scumbag tried to report me in HALO2.Anyway, here is the complete story.

Slayer
(kkjrj cdjrklk (yep,this is my name.Very creative, isn't it?) ): *picks up Sniper rifle*

The noob just ran across the street like the chicken.Why?To get shot by me!
So I killed him.Next step, collecting the bazooka and solving the overpopulating problem.
A few min later I was first and killed the noob 5 times.Suddenly, he began to yell at me.

(Noob): You @$$hat!
(Me): I see.Mine is kjrj.
(Noob): I don't mean my name!I will report you!
(Me): And?
(Noob): You cheated!
(Me): Let me think about that...no.
(Noob): Man,GO GET A LIFE YOU CHEATER.
(Me): Go get puberty.Your voice is molesting my patience.
(Noob): THATS IT!

At this point I just punched him in the back because he didn't notice I was directly behind him.
He fell to the ground, dead.

(Me): Yep, I used the brainless-enemys cheat.
I rule.

Sorry

Sorry guys,did totally forget to make a story, update will be tomorrow.
In the mean time,here is a picture of a naked Mithra.(of course censored)

Find the difference.

Can you find out whats wrong here?

Btw. I'm going to make some more HALO2/other games storys, I think this has become too much of a pure FFXI blog.Also I can make the whole Valkurm Dunes thing a bit better.
Also drop me comment, hell you can even send me a e-mail or molest my patience through the MSN-messenger.Whatever.

Words fail me.

So I logged in today.I still was in Rabao and needed to get out of here.I was almost going insane.

>>>>Yojo:Man,I'm going insane.How shall I get out of here?
>>>>friend*gasp*:How about,you take a Lv.1 Job and bloodport out of there?
>>>>Yojo:Oh...yes...did totally think of that.

Yojo casts Stone at the Antican-whatevercantbearsedorememberoutwhat.
Yojo was defeated by the Antican.

Yojo: Yay.

Problem solved.So I took a Airship to Sandy.Don't ask me why.
I looked at my Money: 4 gil.Ugh.
Time to kill Spook.

Unfortunately,there were some Gilseller.
Unfortunately for them.I got every claim.But no drop.This gave me one conclusion:
I need Thf sub.

Thf was the job I started with,and which I took to 11, then I got bored of it.
And we all know what happens when you get 12.

I smell a plot.

*Takes a big breath*


VALKURM DUNES

Damn

I hate Altepa.

Yes, I got back from the Vacation.Yes, there was no Internet access.Yes, three people lost their lifes.

So I decided to log in.Big fault.

(Welcome to Odin!)
I should have stopped here.Stop like in do-myself-a-favor-and-burn-the-pc.

I walked a bit around and met a few friends.I added myself to the round and we started talking.
Once this popped up:
>>>>Shruki: You know,Yojo, you owe me 20k.
I should have started running.Or I could have "accidently" stepped on my Taru friend.
Funny thing:I got a Invite.Perfect reason to get away from this Tarutard.
So I got a Teleport:Altep, and ran towards the party in Quicksand.One problem though.Where the Hell IS quicksand?

What should I do?I know!Asking the party!
(Yojo): Umm...wich entry to quicksand did you go?
(Leader): western altepa desert J-9

So I started searching for Western altepa.I found the entry to Quicksand exactly at J-9.But in east altepa.I waited at the entry for my party to invite me.

So I waited...
waited...
What the Hell?
They expected me to get to their party first.Wow, It's so mzch easier to find a party If I don't know where it is located!

They kept telling me to go to Western altepa.I make my way through the damned caves, while the amount of oil in my Inventar decreases.The anger increased.

So I got there, zone to westen altepa...nobody here.
/sea
They were in Quicksand.
Words fail me.

Now comes the worst part: I zone back, they tell me that they will invite me now.And I wait.10 minutes.And then I get the tell everybody fears:

>>>>Leader:Sorry,Party disbands.
>>>>Yojo:...
>>>>Yojo:I give you 3 seconds.
>>>>leader:3 seconds for what?
>>>>Yojo:Stay here.And you will surely get to know what.

Now I'm in Rabao.I buyed a map.And Hell.I feel this wasn't everything.There is a disturbance in the force.If I wuldn't have killed that clerk on my Vacation, I could get my insanity back, for the price of the interweb.Yay.

On a Vacation

I'm going on a Vacation for a few days.I may or may not post another story depending on how the Internet standards are.Hope the best for me.

Mt

We all know it isn't fun, but it happens sometimes.You misstype something.Last party I had a big tard warrior.It was kinda funny.

(Yojo): sup guys.
(Whm): hi
(Rdm): heya
(War): Stfu
(Yojo): ...
(Yojo): did I miss something?
(War): sorry,mt
(Yojo): so,who pulls?
(War): what about you?
(Yojo): I'm pretending I didn't read that.
(War): You have Jump, moron.
(Yojo): oh yes!It's such a good idea to make a suicide pull!You win the internet!
(War): Man, this loldrg refuses to pull, what a fag.
(Yojo): ...
(War): mt
(Yojo): Due to our lack of Ranged attacks, I recommend the war to pull.
(War): man,these people suck, I leave when I level and then wait for the middle of the fight so they die.
(Yojo): maybe you should try a career as James bond enemy.You are really good at explaining plans, Golddick.
(Rdm): Time to boot.

Of course every super-villain crybaby wants revenge.But because he isn't as smart as me when it comes to suicide-revenge, he fucked it up.

>>>War: ok, you didn' want it otherwise, I'm going to the mobs.
>>>Yojo: I'm impressed.
>>>War: let's see how long you stand when I pull two crawler.
>>>War: Damn, aggro!!
>>>Yojo: I'm waiting.
>>>War: even if I die, the crawlers will aggro you!
War got defeated by the Crawler.
>>>Yojo: ...
>>>Yojo: nice.They disappeared.
>>>War: Damn!
>>>Yojo: haha, that fag killed himself.
>>>Yojo: sorry,mt

No gear for you.

We all know the numbers of new players increased.The world is full of War20/Whm3 players who shout "Looking for group" and wonder why everyone shakes his head when they wear the awesome level 10 Sword!But thats not it.A few days ago,I got a tell.And I lost faith in new players.

>>>Noob:Can I have your gear?
>>>Yojo:Gear?Who is that?
>>>Noob:I need some of your Gear to look less gimp.
>>>Yojo:You are level 20.
>>>Yojo:I'm level 45.
>>>Yojo:Are you sure your ego fits in my Brigandine armor?
>>>Noob:But I really need gear.
>>>Yojo:How about...you go farm for it?
>>>Noob:I don't have that much time!
>>>Yojo:How long are you lfg now?
>>>Noob:2Hours.Got kicked from one party a few min. ago.
>>>Yojo:Wow.Can I have a autograph?
>>>Noob:What?
>>>Yojo:I never talked with a mental Vacuum in a flesh suit.
>>>Noob:You are mean.I call a Gm.
>>>Yojo:Oh boy..

I decided to camp spook because I ran slowly out of money.So I took the next Airship to PSandy
and walked to the tomb.Who did I met?Right.The n00b.He grabed a chocobo and did ride here.
This couldn't end good.

>>>Noob:You again!
>>>Yojo:Didn't go well with your GM call,huh?
>>>Noob:I decided not to make one.
>>>Yojo:Good for you.The GM would have called the FBI.
>>>Noob:What?Why?
>>>Yojo:Whatever you have, they would have made sure nobody else gets it.

It was a nice little convo, the noob has gone away and wondered what I do here.

>>>Noob:What are you doing here?You wont steal my mobs!
>>>Yojo:be quiet.The big men are camping now.
>>>Noob:I made 1k with Bat wings!top that you n00b!
>>>Yojo:I recently made 120k..and I'm going to double that amount of money.

Shouldn't have mentioned it.The noob was ready to take the claim of Spook.Still have to laugh while thinking of it.

Noob casts Dia at the Spook
>>>Noob:How does that feel?Huh?Outclaimed!
>>>Yojo:I'm just going to watch.And laugh.laugh HARD.

The spook hits noob for 30 points of damage.
Noob casts cure.
Noob recovers 10 hp.

I just waited for him to drop.The Provoke and Berserk spamming didn't help him.

Noob was defeated by the Spook.

Yojo uses Jump.
Yojo hits the Spook for 60 Damage.
Azure hits the Spook for 30 Damage.
The Spook hits Yojo for 0 Damage.

Didn't take much time,I killed it without a problem.

The Spook was defeated by Yojo.
You find a Travelers mantle on the Spook.

I love my life.

Just a little sidenote

Sorry guys for the big lack of updates.I got some new games I have been addicted to and I was planning on opening a site,a dream of mine to open a game-testing site ^^

On other news:Galkizzle quit his blog.Funny HOW he did it.He made fun of WoW says it was just because for laughs,and says we shall go and fuck ourself for making jokes about WoW.Besides that we haven't said that WoW sucks, except a "Blasphemer" from me,what was indeed just a joke,we even felt,mostly,sorry for him leaving!So,the link is still up,you can feel free to shake your head about the way Galk had to make it end.Enough whining for now.

Update time!I will post two storys today and I promise to try to make sooner updates in the future.Way to go.