Update

Sorry guys, update will be later, rl issues and stuff like that.

The joy of being a woman.

A few days back I made a mule.A mithra.Don't call me a pervert,just name me one person who has no Mithra mule.Anyway,I logged in and the first thing I saw:

>>>Idiot: {Mithra} {Fun} {hole} {Can I have it?}

Sexism in Vana'diel.Luckily I knew how to deal with testosteron controlled teenagers who grow their first pubes.(And if you think I'm one of them only because I'm 15,you will find a chocobo head
in your bed tomorrow)

>>>Skrivva(me): {Hands} {Inside} {Subligar} {I'm playing Solo right now}

>>>Idiot: Oo wow

>>>Idiot: Are you a real women?

>>>Skrivva: /sigh (Everyone knows that every goddamn Mithra is a man)

>>>Idiot: wanna Cyber

{Skrivva}: OMG this guy is absolutely retarded -.-;
{lsmember}: Is he trying to have CS? >.>
{Skrivva}: You know the answer...

>>>Skrivva: ok (insert evil laughter here)

>>>Idiot: umm...uhh..ok

>>>Skrivva: Meet me in Bibiki bay

>>>Idiot: ok

{Skrivva}: He is reallybelieving it! ._.
{lsmember}: What a idiot.

>>>Skrivva: whats your level?

>>>Idiot: I'm new.I'm currently level 6.

>>>Skrivva: Good.Don't forget to set your hp in Buburimu.

>>>Idiot: k

>>>Skrivva: *g*

(a few min later)

>>>Idiot: I made it through the Gobs...

>>>Skrivva: nah {Tarutaru} {Meat} {rod} {too weak} {/point} {/laugh} {See you again!}

*Skrivva uses a Warp scoll*

>>>Idiot: HEY!

>>>Skrivva: I tell you something,in the middle of this area is a chest,it contains 1mio. Gil.
Don't you want to grab it?

>>>Idiot: ok...

>>>Skrivva: and don't mind dieing, when you find the chest you will get all your exp back.

>>>Idiot: nice,ty

>>>Skrivva: here you go.

I think he is still searching the chest. {Woman} {Power}

(Sorry for the lack of updates,I am busy,the GC is soon here in Germany!Of course I will show you some pics ;) )

I....HATE...VALKURM

It's over.Noobs invaded valkurm.A few mins back,I leveld my Blm.It all beginns with a death and a tell:

>>>>Noob:Party do you need it?


I should have told him to go fuck himself.But I accepted.A whm,a Blm(me),and a Nin.And a Monk.

(Yojo): Argh,died.
(Fucknutleader): Camp (??? ???)
(Monk): Im angry! {Boost}
(Yojo): search a tank and a DD
(Monk): Im angry! {Boost}
(Fucknutleader): But we have a Nin????
(Yojo): Utsusemi is Level 12...
(Monk): Im angry! {Boost}
(Yojo): invite the drg.
(fucknutleader): i cant see him.
(Yojo): *sigh*
(Yojo): /sea all 10-12
(Fucknutlader): CANT INVITE HIM,YOU DO!

>>>>Yojo: Party?Come to Dunes.
>>>>Drg: k

(Yojo): Got the Drg coming.
(Fucknutnotanymoreleader): invite the Rdm.
(Yojo): NO RDM
(Fucknoleader): Why?
(Yojo): They are useless at this level.
(Monk): Im angry! {Boost}
(Yojo): Stop SPAMMING!!
(monk): 114 Atk!
(Yojo): The Drg will own you anyway.
(Yojo): ...
(Yojo): The Nin is gone.
(Yojo): Im going to invite a war.

>>>>Yojo: Do you need a Party?
...
.......
>>>>Yojo: /slap

(Yojo): stupid Afk while lfg noobs.
(noleader): Got a Rdm
(Yojo): NO RDM
(Yojo): .....
(Yojo): whm quit...
(Yojo): Im sooooo going to write this in my Blog.
(noleader): what?
(Yojo): GOING
(Yojo): TO WRITE
(Yojo): IN MY BLOG
(noleadr): and what will you write?
(Yojo): well,it will go under the Dunes n00b party section.
(Yojo): ....
(Yojo): great...the noob did quit
(Monk): aww
(Yojo): Disband?
(Monk): yes.

>>>>>Yojo: party is disbanding.im sorry.
>>>>>War: Do i know you?
>>>>>Yojo:Sorry,mt.
>>>>>Yojo: stupid afk war.

>>>>>Yojo:Party disbanding.Im sorry.
>>>>>Drg:k

So i logged,and write this.You know I sometimes lie a bit in my stories,but this is 100 percent true.It happened a few min ago.

Good olde memories

Today I will torture you ...errr enjoy you with another funny memorie that actually only you think is funny.Cause I didn't have fun.

Long,long ago in Qufim,a ubernoob made a Party.Unfortunately I was in the party.Unfortunately for him.The first of us got to Delkfutt Tower.We had to wait for the others.

(Yojo): Yes....so that Mithra came into my Mog house and we...
(stupidwar): I got aggro!!!1
(Yojo): ....
(poorwhm): oh man...
(stupidwar): That skeleton thingy attacks me!!!
(Yojo): ...so anyway,we decided to have a bit fun...
(stupidwar): Im dieing!!
(Yojo): DONT INTERRUP ME WHEN I TALK!
(poorwhm): guess I have to heal him....
(Yojo): nah,better he dies.
(stupidwar): I heard that!
(fucknutleader): Guys,we can take that skeleton!
(Yojo): We are level 20...

After some time we got to the War.

(stupidwar): I provoke you,evildoer!
Stupidwar fumes.
(stupidwar): Feel my might!
(Yojo): ...shoot me...
(Yojo): guess I have to sacrifice myself for the party.
(Yojo): {Provoke}

So I got killed.I hp'd and got to Jeuno.

(Yojo): Guys...would you mind If I give the choco the Gysahl Greens and end the quest...?He is right here.

You got kicked from the party.

If you know me,you know that I like to have a revenge.

>>>>Me:Hey,War I want to give you some advice.
>>>>Stupidwar:OK
>>>>Me:Pull some Gigas...easy exp at 20.
>>>>Stupidwar:Ok
>>>>Me:And make sure to replace the Whm with a Rdm...a meleeing one.

>>>>Me:hey,Whm,lets make our own party...
>>>>poorwhm:Ok,im fed up with these noobs anyway.

You can imagine the end.

{Fun} {Excitement}

I wanted to do a Garrison run with some friends yesterday,but I had to wait a few hours...I used the time good...

/sea all Rank1
Hehe,gotta look for some RMT's.
So I finally found a poor soul...shall she go to hell.

Yojo:Wassup mate
RMT:?
Yojo:Yeah,thx and you?
RMT:{I don't speak any english}
Yojo:Really?That's interesting.What ya up to?
RMT:*chinese glibberish*
Yojo:NO WAI :,(
Yojo:YOU CHEATED ON ME,RIGHT?
Yojo:YOU BASTARD!
RMT:cao ni ma ok?
Yojo:k
Yojo:Just wanted to make sure you are still mine.
RMT:?
Yojo:Can you explain me this...?
RMT:....?
Yojo:WHY IS THERE A PINK SUBLIGAR UNDER THE PILLOW IN OUR BED?
Yojo:YOU LIAR!
Your tell was not received.
Yojo:hehe :D

{Party} {No thanks}

So,I was playing FFXI and got to Khazam as Lv.30 Drg.We dont get Invites for partys often,you know?After a few minutes I got the holly tell:

Partyleader: {Party} {Do you need it?}

I was in heaven.A heaven full of hot Catwomen.
So I grabed a Choco and got to the Party in yhoator Jungle.

(Yojo):Hello!
(Partyleader):Hello!
(Redmage):sup

I had the first bad feeling when I saw the lineup: War,Drg,Drg,rdm,Whm,Thf
Well,it wasnt really bad,...but unusual.

(Partyleader):Yojo,pull with Jump pls.
(Yojo):How about...no?
(Yojo):We have a Thf>.> he can pull.
(Thief):LOL i dont have ranged.No money for arrows.
(Yojo):You know you can buy Choco-darts from the Shop beneath the Choco.
(Thief):So could you.

Hmpfh...owned...but we got the Rdm pulling.Everything was fine.

(Redmage):Pull Goblin Pathfinder with dia!
(Yojo):OMG NO!

Of course the Goblin Pathfinder turned to be a too hard match,but...

(Yojo):WAR!VOKE!
(War):k
The Warrir uses Provoke
(Yojo) :All right,tank it!The Whm will heal us.
(Whm):OK!
The Whm casts Curaga
Yojo recovers 0 hp.
The thief recovers 0 hp.
The whm recovers 0 hp.
The rdm recovers 30 hp.
The war recovers 50 hp.
(Whm):Cant cast it anymore ;_; too less mp
(Yojo): /slap
The Goblin Pathfinder hits the Whm for 60 damage.
(Yojo):War....VOKE!
(War):CANT USE LOL
(Yojo): {Caps lock key}
(War):sory lol
Yojo uses provoke
The Goblin Pathfinder hits Yojo for 50 damage.
The Whm casts cure.Yojo recovers 20 hp.
The Goblin Pathfinder hits Yojo for 30 damage.
(Yojo)Whm,cast CureII!!!
(Whm):No.I will get hate again.
(Yojo):VOKE WAR PLS
(War):im low on hp,you tank
Yojo starts to pray.
The Whm casts cure.Yojo recovers 30 hp.
The goblin pathfinder scored a critical hit!Yojo gets 140 damage.
Yojo is defeated by the Goblin Pathfinder.
Yojo falls down to level 29.

Of course all my equipment was level 30,so i didnt even had one piece of equipment left.

(partyleader):Damn we die!
The Goblin Pathfinder readies Bomb toss
The Goblin Pathfinder falls to the ground
(Whm):lol

I asked them 300 times for a raise.But of course they didnt answer.So I hp'ed and disbanded.
But,revenge is mine.I slapped in my War and chocoed back to the party.I aggroed a Goblin while the Party was fighting a mandy.
Yojo:Good bye,see you again!
Yojo was defeated by the Goblin Smithy.
Whm:OMG AGGRO
The Whm was defeated by the Goblin Smithy.

You can guess that a Party without Whm will have problems fighting a Gob and a mandy.

/tell Partyleader Totally worth it!

Revenge was mine.

Devil make me cry

Yes,I like DMC.I love it.But there is one thing I hate:In order to become Super dante,you have to succeed the Dante must Die mode.Therefore,you have to farm Red orbs.You dont want to fight a 2mil. feet big enemy without any Healing Stars.Especially not,when that one acts like if he put too much sugar in his coffee.That isnt sooo bad.A fight against Vergil 3 gives you around 10k orbs.Combined with my full health I can pretty easy beat a boss.BUT what if you have to fight 70 percent of all bosses in the game?And a chess board in lifesize?Yes,you have to farm.BUT I also play FFXI.So I have to farm in both games to get forward?And write a blog?I need some time for myself too!Yes,im bored again.

Damn them!

All right,guys.If there is one thing I really hate,(and I hate a lot of things..like....bacon..?No,i love bacon :/) its the quitters!The last time I played HALO2 online,I had to fight 8 crazy american under-twelves who wanted to train the next school killing spree with me!Even with my pure ownage those little piggies could kill me!Well,let me explain the whole story...

*3,2,1,bleep*

underagedkiddie121313:Im MC Hammer you bitch :<
fatthirtyyearsoldman:Wuts wrong with you?
underagedkiddie121313:*start to sing a random song from MCHammer,REALLY loud*
Me:WTF!Shut up >.<
underagedkiddie121313:You got a problem with me biatch?Ima rape you!
Me:Wow,im scared.There is a twelve year old no-friend-except-my-xbox-and-my-pizza kiddie trying to sexually pleasure me!
Underagedkiddie121313:*starts singing again*

So I made the only thing a wise player would do.I had to save the Gene pool from sperm-defects like him,so I loaded my weapon and started to reduce the world-population of dickweeds by one.Luckily,someone joined me and killed that kiddie before I could erase his wasted genes.
Last thing the unwanted help saw:
*Randomguy betrayed the kiddie*
*Randomguy leaves the game*
All right.8-1=7.
The kiddie started to sing again.Another 2 people leaved.GREAT.We scored a point.Well,I scored a point.Our enemys team decreased by one.Hehe...quitters.We were winning.But the kid couldnt stfu and everyone was too busy saving his ass instead of turning the sound lower.I mean,come on,you dont want to miss the informative part.So three guys leaved the game.The kiddie changed the team. one vs. eight.Wow,why didnt Bungie think of that?Desperate move:I grabed the Bomb,tried to run to the enemys base...and got killed.So *surprise* we loosed.Replace we with me.Anyway,I just clicked his profile with a smile on his face,selected "Cheating" and found out everybody selected it.Even a few from the other team.Stupid kiddie,I never saw him again.Hehe.

I'm bored.

Yes,I'm bored.Kinda thougt that I maybe could start a Blog.No,you guys dont have to be frightened.Im just going to write a few storys about Adventures I had while being stuck between Chips and Cola in my room ;_;.Looking forward to make my first entry about HALO2 or FFXI.